I shot a man in Kansas...just to watch him die!

Wow, I hate Kansas!  It blows.  More cops than people and we had a small breakdown to the Red Whale.  She is up and running fine now.  We made it to Landahl Park, Missouri for a great ride yesterday.  Now we are in Ohio!!!  Maybe the Buckeyes will do better now that we are here!  Good to finally see the family and to see 6 dogs run around like crazy!!!

Vacation is all i ever wanted!!!

Go Bucks!  Only a few days left until another Big 10 showdown in the horseshoe!  Sat. 8PM.

Only a few more days until the famdamily heads east to OHIO to see the rest of the famdamily!  We are packing up the big red whale with all three dogs, four bikes, 4 bags of clothes, the pop up camper, a big ass white cooler and some other various necessary items.

We are hoping to ride in KC, Missouri, OH then back to the homeland of Colorado to hit Fruita.  We can't wait to get to Ohio and eat real pizza!

Out!!!

Go Buckeyes!

GO BUCKEYES!!!  

6-6, 235 pound freshman Terrelle Pryor and hoss running back Beanie Wells pretty much showed the nation just what they are capable of.  Add a veteran line that finally decided to turn it up and a monster defense with a fearless leader.

Yeah, i am pretty excited.

Yeah, they looked good!

Who is this "Joe The Plumber"?

I like to ride bikes!  So does Ken Bloomer!  Ken is just another American who jumped ship.  He is living over in Germany eating lots of sausage and drinking schnapps with Spaten chasers!  Ken is the guilty party who turned me on to IF. Ever since, it has been an addiction.  I am a true believer that their bikes are the best out there.  Just look to the left, have you ever seen a nicer bike?  I highly doubt it.

He is also the reason i started  this blog.  But anyway, he is the man.  Call him and get an IF---you will not regret it.You can find his rants and raves @ 34x18.blogspot.com.  I believe he likes to ride single speeds?  He also likes mojitos!!!  

Back to" Joe the plumber", can we vote for this guy?  Does he have any relation to "Joe six pack?"  Is he just a normal guy that deserves a tax break and free healthcare?

Here is a simple solution on determining our next leader:  instead of wasting our time with these lie filled debates, have cage fight----winner takes all?  Or even Survivor-D.C.  I am so sick of the  drama and the promise of tax breaks, affordable healthcare and a change for the small guy.  Bullshit!  Give my business 32 billion dollars, i will pay you back!  Right after i get back from a spa in Thailand.

Lastly, dopers are dildoes!  

Are You Serious???

Such a hard decision to make.  How in the hell did it come down to these two people?  This is the best that our country has to offer?  I am perplexed.  

Summer Is Extinct!

Here She Blows!  This is the new IF.  It is fast and beautiful.  Did i mention light, minty fresh, organic, free trade certified and made in Sommerville, Mass.  by the gentlemen at Independent Fabrication.  

Farewell Summer, i will miss your gracious sunshine and your dry singletrack.

Hello Winter, i look forward to cussing and spitting about you for the next six months!  But, i will still reap what you sew!  

This is my first post, so it is short, sweet and i don't care if you like it or not!

Please sit on the edge of your seat and wait for the next post, it will be totally awesome!