What the Fuck is this?

What in the fuck is this thing.......and where can i get one? I need new drinking buddies. Cute cudly furry ones!!!The high country is nice! Real nice! This is Salt Creek..............It is fast and salty!!!

That town 8 miles away and 3000 feet below is Rico, CO, my kick ass town!!! All down hill now except for the last 4 miles on the road back. So i guess halfway is down?

Guskea, out!!!

Ohh Sedona!

I Like Sedona...a lot! We took a trip down to Sedona to suprise the sister in law for her 40th bday! We spent a couple of days riding the bikes and a couple of nights eating and drinking with Laura and Jeffro aka(the midget, el freako from rico, my little pony, willow, el heffe, the bearded clam((i made that one up!)) It feels real good to be in a high dessert forest on sweet singletrack! Real good! Everything about Sedona was awesome, except the crazy guy crying to a large crystal!!! WTF?

Everything around Telluride and Rico is starting to dry out! I hear it is going to hit 103 this friday in Phoenix, Az. Poor 'sons o bitches!' It will be 64 degrees with a 96% chance of being awesome here in Rico.

Bloomer have a safe trip out here, i ate all your Clif stuff!!!

Wow. I wish i was still on vacation.

I am so happy spring has sprung!

It sure was nice leaving Telluride and finding the beach and the warm Vegas sun! Sophia and i left the dags for 10 days--- rode bikes, drank large amounts of alcohol(me) and ate 6 wheelbarrels full of good food! All yeah, i also came home ahead.

We stayed with our good friends the Sussbecks! No, not the Timberlakes, the Sussmans!

Soph and i did a little El Moro canyon bike ride. Who would guess you can climb 2250 feet in 13 miles right off the beach? Felt good on the singlespeed! A lot of douchebags out there though! How did they get there? I find myself asking this a lot!

Rust Sucks!!!

Glass eyes and wooden teeth. The engine's rusted in a deep deep sleep, it waits, it waits to awake.................

Please check out Dirty Dustin Clements new blog, it is a free for all posting so anyone can pretty much run their mouths about anything! As long as it is not boring or bullshit.

Dig or Be BurieD

Yeah...it is March!!!

It is finally March and Spring is in the air!!! Soon, we will be riding bicycles, grilling various delicious cuts of meat and drinking on the deck!!! It can't come soon enough.

Soph and I took the three domesticated rats for a snowshoe the other day. They found plenty of snacks or what we call 'animal terds'. They also found assorted play toys or what we call 'elk skulls'! Man it was nice, possibly 50 degrees! We also did a little avalanche control work, well the dogs peed on it anyway!!!

Yummy, a little snack for the hike!
If we all pee on the slide it shouldn't move much further!

Merle says "hey Jackson and Moki come over here and play with this toy i found!"

Your job aint that bad!!!

Next time you start complaining about your job, picture yourself up an elephants ass working!!! All though, it would be pretty quiet in there!!! Also, there are probably no phones??? Wait...i think i may try to find a job up an elephants ass!

The guy looking at the camera is a bit pissed at the fact that he is the low man on the totem pole. He knows one day that he will get a chance to get up in there!!!

Oh Yeah!!!

I ran into a wookie up there!!!

Thankfully, i got away.......but he stole my cookie!!! We took some real nice turns today. But we still talked about bikes!

When you are knee deep in fresh powder flying down a gigantic steep mountain there is something to be said. I am sorry , i don't know what that is! But i will tell you this... i like steep mountains and deep snow!

The Steelers won another Superbowl! That makes six. Believe me, they are not gonna stop anytime soon. I hope people don't start hating them like the Patriots!

I leave you with this.......enjoy!

Man, i could go for a cupcake!

GO STEELERS!!!

Lets go Steelers, bring home another!!! Please!!!

I Had A Revelation!!!

After a small storm hit Telluride, i decided that after a 3 week hiatus it would be a good change to go up on the mountain! It was a wise decision. Other than the 30 mph winds at the top, the snow was pretty good. I finally had the chance to see the new terrain...Revelation Bowl(pictured above)! It is weird to see an open bowl in Telluride, but cool. This will be a great place to drink beers on sunny spring days!

I still am thinking of my bike!!!

Sophia is finally kicking this cold she has had for 3 weeks. Where is the government finding time to release these stronger viruses when they are busy bailing out shitty car companies???

Anyways, spring plans are in the air. They include riding in Goosebury Mesa, Cottonwood, Moab and Phils World. There are also plans of eating and drinking in Las Vegas and San Fransisco! Oh i can not wait! No really i can't. I am leaving right now. BYE!!!

Go Steelers!!! Superbowl bound, again!

The Steelers did it again! Twice in 4 years..........I'll take it! That D is tough and i mean tough!

The pics above are from my mini art show at a friends gallery and frame shop. My show was called "Robots Are Assholes". The owl on the right wasn't mine. There were a couple of different artists there that night.
Soph is holding a frozen trout wrapped in foil by the way. Thanks John Sapp!

Another beautiful day in Rico, CO.

I hope everyone is having weather like here. It is January 18th and it feels like March 23rd. 46 degrees and clear as a dicken! Me and El Freako Fom Rico went for a nice 27 degree road ride on our cross bikes yesterday. I did about 15 miles, Jeff did around 2000!!! Let me tell you a little something about my brother in law, when a man can spin out 200 miles in one week on the rollers you have got some drive!!!

Doesn't this look fun? No slow death pain...no gain! Check out his blog if you would like to see what he is doing and multiple pictures of him and his bikes!

By the way, who is taking this picture? The answer............Himself, he hit the autotimer on the camera rode his bike over to the rollers, hopped on and got goin!

The family and i just got back from a little hike and are getting ready to cheer the Steelers on to the Superbowl! Cheers to all!!!

Tune in for this one!!!

If my calculations are right, this will be a good one! Stick with the gameplan like last week or run the 2 minute drill the whole game and the Steelers should proceed to the superbowl. Go Steelers!

I figured a way to get the weekend off. I think there will be drinking, biking, skiing, drinking, football and drinking! 47 degrees in Cortez on Saturday, this is like a heatwave i cant wait to get on the bike again!

Sophia caught the oven on fire last night at the Lawson Hill Shop! Really it was electrical, but she ran like hell upstairs to get a fire extinguisher. No harm done, just smelled like shit and was a mess to clean up. Nothing a little cussing and kicking couldn't cure.

If you like music and you are looking for something different check out the group FreeBlood. They are good stuff! Plus the new Blitzen Trapper album rocks!

My little pony!

This means you!

If a picture of a bunch of little ponies don't make you feel better i don't know what will!!! Finally, i got to ride my bike yesterday! Yippie!

I miss by bike!

Well, the days are just getting longer!  I cant wait for spring.  Everyone in Telluride is sick,WTF?  Everyone giving me shit about the Buckeyes can eat shit!  To everyone else, have a great new year.  As for me and the family, we are gonna keep riding the gravy train with biscuit wheels!